Juan y Medio

Andalucía is blessed with a gem of a local TV network: Canalsur.

It's now in HD. Because that's what it needed.

It is the go-to network for flamenco contests, knock-off Karlos Arguiñán cooking shows, and, the gem of it's programming in my wise judgment humble opinion, Juan y Medio.

Trust in the 'stache.

If this man doesn't inspire confidence, I don't know who would.

Juan y Medio hosts several programs, but the best, again in my sage wisdom personal opinion, is La Tarde Aquí y Ahora. On this program, Juan y Medio takes on the noble task of senior dating. Each program, JYM interviews a couple of senior citizens, all of whom are characters and super difficult to understand through the accent and age. These senior citizens are single, and ready to mingle.

JYM, who has a special touch with getting the elderly to open up, interviews the dating candidates and then prospective partners call in and can chat with the lucky man or lady in the hot seat.

This. Program. Is. So. Good.

Never will you see little old pueblo ladies making discreet references to sexual activity, or older men explicitly stating they want a woman who can cook, clean, and the Spanish equivalent of "no fatties."Or who may be unsure of just how many children they do have around.

If you have the chance, I in my total and complete knowledge of everything suggest you catch an episode.

While it is a hoot to watch the program, JYM serves a really crucial social function. Elderly people still have a lot to offer, a lot to live. Rather than sweeping them under the rug or treating them as burdens, there should be a way for them to participate actively in society. Maybe we should export JYM.

John and a Half, anyone?

I nominate Geraldo Rivera.

I mean he's already got the 'stache requirement covered.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Hey there 14-year-old girl!

So you are in 2º ESO and you don't want to learn English? It's just not for you, you say?



Well, I think you should.



Why's that you say?

Oh no they di'int!

Oh I dunno. Maybe because in 4 days Twilight's Breaking Dawn: Part 1 opens and all 1326 showings of the dubbed version in Plaza Mayor will be sold out.

The one that will have seats available?

Original Version Subtitled.

I suggest you start studying tonight.

Public Service Announcement

Attention tourist shops in Spain and the middle-aged man at my gym:

This shirt has never been and never will be funny, unique, or creative.

Please stop making it. Please stop selling it. Please stop buying it. Please stop wearing it to lift weights in the afternoon.

Please. Stop.

Not fair

Spanish accent in English: sexy, adorable, intriguing, intelligent...

Cool.

Anglo accent in Spanish: nails on chalkboard, ambulance sirens, kind of dumb, cats in heat, failboat....

Not cool.

Some people have all the luck.